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NewsArse is currently written by a very small team of moderately talented ‘funny people’.

We hope to grow that team so that one day we can refer to it as simply ’small’.

So, if you are interested in writing for NewsArse, you can email an example article (200-250 word guideline) by completing the short form below.

We receive dozens of stories every week, but all submissions are read, and we will be back in touch if we would like to use your article.

Currently, no payment can be given for articles published (we hope that will change one day), but rest assured you will receive full credit for your creative genius. Which chicks really dig*

* Obviously women can also write these articles, but they might be lesbians so this flippant remark might still be true.

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