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The NewsArse Book

You can now buy the book - Amused by the World - a compilation of 2009’s top stories, edited and updated, from Newsarse.com - the UK’s fastest growing satirical news website.

It casts an irreverent eye over the major events of the year, such as the MPs expenses scandal, the swine flu pandemic and the nation’s bizarre fascination with Susan Boyle.  Headlines include:

“Successful Earth Hour delays inevitable global catastrophe, by an hour”

“World pig population shows signs of man-flu pandemic”

“New MPs Code of Conduct to include every possible definition of the word ‘thievery’”

“Ryanair to charge customers for breathable air”

“Americans protest for the right to make insurance companies richer”

“Cockney violence marred by footballing outbreak”

Described by Stephen Fry as “Good”, Amused By The World is, quite simply the best thing you will buy this year.  Unless you’re buying a house.  Or a PS3.  Click on the image below to buy a copy for yourself, or as a gift for the people you hope to impress with your ability to locate the Internet’s hidden gems.




FEATURES, VIEWS & REVIEWS

Coldest night of the year

Coldest night of the year
Geordies forced into long sleeves

Plight of modern Royals

Plight of modern Royals
How the homeless can help highlight their struggle

Vigilante advice given by police

Vigilante advice given by police
Drag them back to your house before calling us




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