iPhone App

NewsArse is delighted to announce its first iPhone application, cleverly disguised as a ‘Safari’ web browser icon, and thanks to our partnership with Apple it is now available on all new iPhones completely FREE.

The application will give you full access to all NewsArse stories, not only from our extensive archives, but with up-to date stories available at exactly the same time that they appear on the website.

In order to use the NewsArse iPhone app, merely click on the Safari icon and type the characters ‘newsarse.com’ in the handy navigation bar at the top of the app.  Within seconds you will be browsing NewsArse content RIGHT FROM YOUR HANDSET!

The NewsArse iPhone app

Unlike other iPhone applications, the NewsArse app has been specially designed to allow you to access content from millions of other websites, all you need is their URL.  You may never need to buy another website app ever again!

As I’m sure you can imagine, a lot of time and effort went into making the NewsArse iPhone app, with great care taken to integrate it so seamlessly into your existing iPhone infrastructure - but despite this, the NewsArse iPhone application is completely FREE.  Yes, it’s free.  No, really, there’s no need to thank us.

However, if you are the sort of person who is crippled by crushing guilt whenever they are given something incredibly valuable by a kindly stranger, then you can make the optional payment of 99p via the paypal button below.  It’s optional, so don’t feel like you’re obliged to give us a tiny bit of your cash for all the the free stuff we’ve give you.  We’re cool.

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