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World Cup drone annoys millions
Annoying sounds heard during half-time and full-time analysis
BP to plug oil leak with PR bullshit
PR bullshit capable of minimising the effects of any disaster, claim BP
NASA staged 1966 World Cup win
In moon-landing dry run, NASA perfected illusion of the impossible
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