NewsArse Radio News - Episode 1

NewsArse is delighted introduce the NewsArse Weekly Radio News podcast, where listeners will be able to hear the week’s top stories brought to life without the need to engage your eyes in tiring reading exercises.

LATEST NEWS HEADLINES

• Learner drivers to be told being hit by a train is a ‘bad thing’
• I know that’s what you are, but what am I, Ahmadinejad asks US
• Calls for tighter controls on socially unaware dogs
• Chatroulette takes on YouTube in cretinous comments battle
• Online smut a ‘fundamental human right’

ALSO IN THE NEWS

I’ll happily pay tax just as soon as I get my own way on everything, insists Lord Ashcroft

Conservative donor and deputy party chairman Lord Ashcroft has admitted he does not pay UK tax on his earnings, but would happily do so, just as soon as the nation votes in a Government which will do everything that he says.

MORE STORIES

One medal definitely a success insist British Winter Olympic team

• France surrenders to advancing storm front
• Teenage boys delighted with current levels of media sexualisation
• Fans panic as Bridge retirement puts Neville one place closer to recall
• Tragedy as killer whale does exactly what it says on the tin
• Men everywhere dusting off old Cheryl Cole fantasies
• India arrests Britons for having embarrassingly dull hobby

HAVE YOUR SAY

Are Man City going too far offering £50m for the Geordie fan base?

THE LIB DEMS : DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING?

Is knowing they are the yellow ones really enough?

OK, THESE MIGHT NOT BE HEADLINES ANY MORE

• Latest opinion polls show drop in support for opinion polls
• Anger as adult app removal makes masturbating to an iPhone more difficult
• Faith schools to teach how sex is much better when you involve God
• Tiger Woods wins Best Actor Bafta for his portrayal of ‘remorseful man’
• Bogwashing ‘absolutely rife’ at Number 10, claims Downing Street insider
• Nation gripped by mystery of who killed east end fictional construct