Your car can give you Legionnaires disease - what do you think?

“I’m not worried about Legionella. If I’m going to catch anything from my car it’ll probably be from the five or six pieces of road-kill I’ve been storing in the boot.” Shane Bowls, Taxi Driver

Obama would sack BP boss - what do you think?

“I fire people all the time, and let me tell you it’s not all it’s cracked up to be. Once the adrenalin dissipates and my erection subsides, all that’s left is a massive gaping void where my soul should be.”

Do UK men prefer brains or beauty?

After the country watched in awe as uber-geek Gail Trimble trounced all before her on University Challenge, we ask, is being super-brained is now super-hot?
The brawn vs brain debate has raged among women for decades, and now the UK’s men have an opportunity to ask themselves the same question.
But with beauty instead of brawn, because [...]

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