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Take That star sorry for being caught cheating by The Sun

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Take That star Mark Owen yesterday apologised to his wife for being caught by a tabloid and being forced to confess his indiscretion to millions of gullible idiots via their daily comic.




Courts rule you must listen to all the rubbish Pink Floyd songs too

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Millions of music lovers were left reeling today after a High Court judge ruled they could no longer download “just the good bits” from online music retailers and must in future download an album in its turgid entirety.




Cameron to launch custody battle for ex-wife Bigelow’s talent

Cameron to launch custody battle for ex-wife Bigelow’s talent thumbnail

Director James Cameron is to launch a legal battle against ex-wife Kathryn Bigelow for custody of her talent, claiming he is better prepared to care for and nurture it.




Sugababes urged to resolve name dispute like women, in the ring

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Following a legal move by former member Mutya Buena to claim the name ‘Sugababes’, past and present members of the Sugababes pop trio have been encouraged to settle their differences in a no-holds-barred televised tag-team wrestling bout.




See, you can make good profits without making good shows, says ITV

See, you can make good profits without making good shows, says ITV thumbnail

ITV has returned to an annual profit, disproving the myth that television companies can only be profitable if they make programmes that are not complete and utter garbage.




Don’t panic, Only Fools and Horses repeats are perfectly safe, insists Thompson

Don’t panic, Only Fools and Horses repeats are perfectly safe, insists Thompson thumbnail

Director general of the BBC, Mark Thompson, has told the nation that the continuing repeats of Only Fools and Horses are completely safe, despite cuts that will see the end of BBC 6 Music and the Asian Network.




Men everywhere dusting off old Cheryl Cole fantasies

Men everywhere dusting off old Cheryl Cole fantasies thumbnail

Deluded men across the nation were this morning dusting off their old Cheryl Cole fantasies after news broke that she is back on the fictional market, and hypothetically looking for a new lover.




Tiger Woods wins Best Actor Bafta for his portrayal of ‘remorseful man’

Tiger Woods wins Best Actor Bafta for his portrayal of ‘remorseful man’ thumbnail

Tiger Woods was a surprise winner at last night’s Baftas, picking up the Best Actor award for his portrayal of a remorseful professional athlete in the Internet sensation, “Tiger Woods says sorry for all the shagging around and that”.




Nation gripped by mystery of who killed east end fictional construct

Nation gripped by mystery of who killed east end fictional construct thumbnail

The nation’s easily entertained simpletons will tonight remain glued to their televisions as Eastenders is set to reveal which made up character killed someone who never really existed in an entirely fictional pub.




Liam Gallagher wins the ‘Kevin the Teenager’ Brit award

Liam Gallagher wins the ‘Kevin the Teenager’ Brit award thumbnail

Liam Gallagher was last night awarded the Brit award for Best Spoilt Teenager - known as the ‘Kevin’ - for his performance as thoroughly unlikeable Oasis front-man, Liam Gallagher.




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