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News is emerging that Max Clifford is in talks about a post-death reality TV project for terminally-ill racist, Brave Jade Goody.
Clifford, 65, has masterminded Brave Miss Goody throughout her rise to fame on such programmes as “Brave Jade The Racialist”, “Brave Jade The Pottymouth”, “I’m A Jadeaholic, Get Me Out Of Here” and “Brave Princess [...]
Global warming has been blamed as the first satellite of Nasa’s $280 million climate-change mission, dubbed the ‘CO2 Hunter’ crashed into the sea near Antarctica today.
The crash happened after a rocket malfunction, delivering a blow to the agency’s attempts to understand global warming, whilst also causing an acceleration in the melting of the Antarctic [...]
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