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Actor and Batman, Christian Bale has appeared on YouTube stoically munching his way through a live dog in order to distract people from the relentless dismantling of the Terminator franchise.
The clip’s popularity is expected to overtake the celebrity dog-eating clips posted by Samantha Ronson any day now.
George Lucas, a LoveFilm subscriber from Stockport, today [...]
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