£45m lottery couple already despised by absolutely everyone

A married couple from south Wales, who won a £45.5million share of the Euromillions lottery jackpot, have spoken of their success in really getting on the tits of everyone in the country in just a few days.

UK told summer is going to be a bit hotter than normal, probably

The UK is probably set for a heatwave this summer, possibly, according to the Met Office.
The Met Office says it is too early to tell for certain, but the signs so far are that it will be warmer than our last two summers and conditions could well trigger the nation’s ‘heatwave warning system’.
In London, this [...]

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