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The nation’s meteorologists are warning that severe weather news is imminent across the country.
The British Isles is being told to brace itself for yet another sustained bout of bleak weather news.
Experts are predicting at least ten column inches per day with no let up at the weekend.
Northern cities will be the first to feel the [...]
The government is set to launch a probe into allegations that police probes probed ongoing probes.
“This habit of probe probing is a very poor probe practice and will not be tolerated” said Maureen Filch, head of the governments Probing Office.
“If probes can’t probe without being probed themselves then what is the point in having probes?”
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Children of the Third World have once again joined together with Comic Relief in their biennial campaign to raise awareness of the plight of Lenny Henry’s dying career.
This year, fundraisers hope to raise more than three weeks of air-time for the fading star.
Henry, who rose to fame in the seventies after an appearance on [...]
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