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One-eyed Man to sue ‘discriminatory’ filmmaker Cameron

Within days of revealing footage from his hotly anticipated film, ‘Avatar’, Oscar-winning techno-boffin, James Cameron, has fallen foul of a law suit brought against him by low-rent ambulance chasers, Claims Direct.

Rising Seas Levels Will Be ‘Flippin Brilliant’ for Britain, claims Brown

Gordon Brown, has welcomed reports from leading scientists that global warming will cause the oceans to rise faster than was first thought, by announcing a scheme that he hopes will save the UK’s ailing economy and property market.
Recent studies have shown that sea levels could in fact rise as high as two metres within the [...]

Mumbai to target place on gay cruise itineraries

A court in the Indian capital, Delhi, has now ruled that homosexual intercourse - more commonly known as ‘bumming’ - between consenting adults is not a criminal act.

Trident rebranding ‘a waste of money’ claims Clegg

Liberal Democrat leader, Nick Clegg, has claimed government plans to ‘rebrand’ the ageing Trident Nuclear missile system are, ‘fucking ridiculous’.

O2 arena to offer unique Jackson gig ticket ‘tickets’

The O2 arena and music promoter AEG Live are offering holders of tickets to Michael Jackson’s UK tour a unique opportunity - to own another ticket for the definitely-not-happening-now concerts.

Corden is ‘the fat fairy’ claims leading doctor

A leading surgeon and self-confessed obesity expert, has claimed that fat celebrities are directly responsible for the rising levels of obesity within the UK.

Koko the Gorilla to demand US voting rights

Koko the Gorilla, officially the world’s first ‘talking monkey’ has controversially petitioned the United States senate for the right to vote, claiming that a 1,000 word vocabulary sets her way above the curve by way of intelligence.

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