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Bono finally makes poverty history

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Renowned U2 front man and general preaching bore Bono has admitted that he has finally made poverty history.
The Irish bands lead singer admitted that if they so desired, he, The Edge, and the other two that stand at the back need never lift so much as a finger, ever again.
Speaking from his Ivory Tower [...]




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