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Gordon Brown learns to learn things that need learning

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After an arduous meeting of the Parliamentary Labour Party which lasted over five hours, Gordon Brown has told his party he ready to move forward after learning much about himself.
“I have learned that I have some strengths and I have some weaknesses. I’ve also learned that you need to keep learning all the time,” he [...]


Cameron seeks to reform politics to the MAX!

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Dave Cameron has said today how the Conservatives will look to pimp up the UK political system in a bid to make it look “sick”.
The Tory leader insisted that the “sweeping, radical redistribution of power” is “gonna be MASSIVE”.
He added “People are gonna see the Toriez and they’re gonna see we’re CRAZY. It’s gonna [...]




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