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Christian religious leaders across the world have reacted with piety at the news that the face of Jesus Christ himself has been discovered in a painting, of Jesus.
The miraculous discovery is being hailed as proof that He not only exists, but is also watching over a small room in the Louvre gallery in Paris.
The amazing [...]
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