UK spoof news and satire
NEWSARSE ARCHIVES
Authors
Page added on January 21, 2010
Simon Cowell fought off stiff competition to win the award for the ‘Best show with Simon Cowell’ at the National Television Awards held last night in London’s O2 arena.
In one of the most competitive categories on the night Cowell was victorious, seeing off competition from pre event favourite, Simon Cowell.
The award is a clear vindication for Cowell, who last year narrowly lost out to Simon Cowell for the same award.
“It’s a bit of a relief to be honest,” confided Cowell.
“You are never certain of these things, and it’s always great to be recognised as a leader in your field, which is of course the field of shows I invented and starring me.”
Award
Cheryl Cole accepted the award on Cowell’s behalf after he was said to be a bit confused over how he felt about simultaneously winning, and losing, the award.
Organisers of the National Television Awards unanimously praised the winner, Simon Cowell, with one saying, “The format of Simon Cowell’s shows have proven so successful that they now have their own category, and rightly so.”
“And this year we were delighted to give that award to the show that Simon does where idiots around the country perform terrible auditions in front of him and he mocks them mercilessly before making millions from their dubious talents.”
“No, not that one, the other one.”
ARTICLES & NEWS YOU MAY HAVE MISSED
Water found on Moon
And it is already significantly better than found in Spanish hotels
Dubai Financial Collapse
Lidl to open first Dubai supermarket for destitute Arabs
New EU Presidency
I never wanted the job anyway, Blair tells everyone
PLACES TO GET YOUR NEWSARSE FIX
![]() |
![]() |
|
|
RELATED STORIES
LATEST NEWS HEADLINES
ALSO IN THE NEWS
If you need to use a train then it’s ‘peak time’, clarify rail firmsResponding to claims that their peak-fare rules are unfair and confusing, train companies have explained that peak time is limited only to the times at which you want to use a train.
MORE STORIES
Survey finds public wants cold-callers banned, what do you think?HAVE YOUR SAY
Is Man Utd goal scorer Own Goal really worth £85m to Real Madrid?HOMEOPATHY FINALLY PROVEN TO WORK
“This is the proof that that everyone is asking for. They took the sleeping pills, and just a day and half later they simply could not stay awake any longer.”OK, THESE MIGHT NOT BE HEADLINES ANY MORE