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The UK population has grown by the biggest increase for almost 50 years as old people appear to have stopped dying, according to the Office for National Statistics.
A group of disenchanted ‘Masculists’ - men who campaign for the same rights as women - have caused uproar by announcing their campaign for a referendum on ‘male’ sexual swear words.
Anglo-French subterranauts, Eurotunnel, have announced a novel new service on offer for its annual 8.5 million+ passengers - ‘Spurlunking trains’.
The final episode of television’s Big Brother will be broadcast next year, forcing thousands of vacuous retards to seek alternative methods of garnering instant attention.
There was surprise last night after a football match broke out during a violent assault by a bunch of cockneys on another bunch of cockneys to decide which cockneys were hardest.
The violence occurred between two groups of psychopathic cockneys, each with a penchant for football teams separated by a few hundred yards.
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A a number of further ‘party drugs’ are to be banned by the end of the week for the safety of the nation, according to a Home Office spokesman.
As figures showed that one crime is solved for every 1,000 CCTV cameras, the Police announced we are just ten billion cameras away from solving all crimes, everywhere.
A record-breaking number of A-level entries for England, Wales and Northern Ireland have been awarded A grades, prompting examiners to claim human intelligence is evolving faster than we can handle.
Premiership footballer Fernando Torres has been asked to take a gender test to eliminate concerns he is a woman, according to football’s governing body FIFA.
Following the renaming of London Oxford airport, plans have been announced to rename every mainland UK airport by pre-fixing each address with the word London.
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