NewsArse Radio News - Episode 1

NewsArse is delighted introduce the NewsArse Weekly Radio News podcast, where listeners will be able to hear the week’s top stories brought to life without the need to engage your eyes in tiring reading exercises.

This pilot show covers three of the week’s top NewsArse stories, along with a couple of news-in-brief stories that never made it to the site.

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NewsArse Radio News

 

If demand is sufficient, subsequent episodes will be available on iTunes for your listening pleasure.

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• Home Secretary demands more efficient punishments for kids to completely ignore
• Security experts warn that stuff you put on the Internet is on the Internet

ALSO IN THE NEWS

BP’s Tony Hayward seeking new scapegoat opportunities

Professional scapegoat and current BP chief executive Tony Hayward is expected to stand down this week, and is said to be looking for new opportunities to which he can bring his own unique brand of scapegoat expertise.

MORE STORIES

Queen barred from BNP garden party

• Shut up! We know loads about doin’ it, insists NUT
• We’ve been really busy with other non-G20 stuff, insist CPS
• Redknapp claims Gordon Brown can win next election
• Liverpool fans draw lots to see who will rob Joe Cole’s house
• Griffin to spend afternoon swapping jokes with Prince Philip
• Eton history teacher refusing to leave bathroom

HAVE YOUR SAY

Is Man Utd goal scorer Own Goal really worth £85m to Real Madrid?

HOMEOPATHY FINALLY PROVEN TO WORK

“This is the proof that that everyone is asking for. They took the sleeping pills, and just a day and half later they simply could not stay awake any longer.”

OK, THESE MIGHT NOT BE HEADLINES ANY MORE

• Nation in shock as rising HIV rate shows old people definitely still having sex
• The rise of Justin Bieber also ‘not BP’s fault’ clarifies Cameron
• Government to simplify way in which it takes all your money
• Blowing people up raises risk of being blown up, admits former MI5 chief
• Star Trek fans bemoan invention of silent and invisible laser
• Vince Cable takes charge of Department of The Bloody Obvious