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Organic farmers have claimed that a study showing their produce had no health benefits hadn’t taken into account their extortionate pricing which prevents consumers from spending money on chips and cakes.
Successful murderer and music producer Phil Spector has shocked the music world by announcing his comeback plan to tour the American penal system with a self-styled band of convicted felons.
Semi-popular news satire site, NewsArse, was taken off the Internet last night after its owners were left completely bemused by its apparently growing popularity.
The Ministry of Defence is taking steps to remove all of its battlefield safety equipment to prevent soldiers returning home from tours of duty with expensive ‘injuries’.
Liverpool captain Steven Gerrard is to begin pro-actively tackling his opponents during matches where he genuinely feels they might soon have possession of a football.
After seeing Starbucks move to the top of the unhealthy eating charts, McDonald’s has vowed to regain its rightful place at the head of the fatty food league.
Ageing short single men around the world are today in mourning as French President Nicolas Sarkozy left hospital in Paris, ensuring Carla Bruni will not be on the market any time soon.
Chancellor Alistair Darling has said he is “extremely concerned” that banks may be charging interest on loans to small firms at rates required to generate a reasonable rate of return, despite him being nice to them.
Sam Raimi, unconventional director of the Evil Dead Trilogy and Spiderman films, has signed on to bring the popular game-for-geeks, ‘World of Warcraft’, to the big screen.
In a move that will shock football fans across the nation perennial quitter Kevin Keegan yesterday announced to his family that he was walking out on himself.
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