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Alcohol sales are down because we’ve moved onto the cheap stuff, insist drinkers thumbnail

Alcohol sales are down because we’ve moved onto the cheap stuff, insist drinkers

As figures from the British Beer and Pub Association (BBPA) showed that alcohol sales in 2009 saw the sharpest ...

BMW announces launch of the all new Mini Oxymoron thumbnail BMW announces launch of the all new Mini Oxymoron
BMW have today announced the launch of their newest Mini, the Mini Oxymoron, the ...
If I can forgive Bill, then you can forgive each other, Hilary tells Israel and Palestine thumbnail If I can forgive Bill, then you can forgive each other, Hilary tells Israel and Palestine
US Secretary of State Hilary Clinton has begun Middle East peace talks by telling ...

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World Cup drone annoys millions

World Cup drone annoys millions
Annoying sounds heard during half-time and full-time analysis

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BP to plug oil leak with PR bullshit
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NASA staged 1966 World Cup win
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