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Government tells MoD ‘be more careful with your pocket money’

Chancellor George Osborne has told the MoD that if it wants to buy a £20bn trident replacement, it will have ...

Government to introduce ’single’ benefit payment, what do you think? thumbnail Government to introduce ’single’ benefit payment, what do you think?
All out-of-work benefits and tax credits could be scrapped and replaced with a ...
Discovery of old Zoo magazine points to unintelligent life on Mars thumbnail Discovery of old Zoo magazine points to unintelligent life on Mars
Researchers have identified the fossilised remains of an old Zoo magazine on the surface ...

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World Cup drone annoys millions

World Cup drone annoys millions
Annoying sounds heard during half-time and full-time analysis

BP to plug oil leak with PR bullshit

BP to plug oil leak with PR bullshit
PR bullshit capable of minimising the effects of any disaster, claim BP

NASA staged 1966 World Cup win

NASA staged 1966 World Cup win
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