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As figures from the British Beer and Pub Association (BBPA) showed that alcohol sales in 2009 saw the sharpest ...
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World Cup drone annoys millions
Annoying sounds heard during half-time and full-time analysis
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PR bullshit capable of minimising the effects of any disaster, claim BP
NASA staged 1966 World Cup win
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